Years ago I found a magazine in a boyfriend’s porn stash that contained nothing but images of women in baths of gloop. I thought it was amusing – who on earth would find slime sexy? – but was also ...

CBBC show Saturday Mash-Up! has become a favourite of ‘wet and messy’ fetishists, who pool their votes to make sure a female celebrity gets ‘slimed’. The children’s series has found an unlikely ...