We know why you’re here, reader. We know what you’ve been doing. We know why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why, night after night, you sit at your computer. We know because we were once ...

Agent Smith (Hugo Weaving) and his obsession with Keanu Reeves' Thomas "Neo" Anderson was at the heart of The Matrix and at least the first two sequels, and there's a very good reason for this dynamic ...